Midnight... Alone... 午夜... 娜的沙龍...

　　朋友提供的，真的很好笑...　不過請注意是個影音檔，上班中的人要看前，請先左右觀察四周環境適不適合...

http://jibjab.com 　點進去後，看到大大的Bush跟Kerry的頭，就把它選下去就對了～

小小背景介紹，Bush在當總統之前，是德州州長，Kerry是現任麻州參議員，著名的Heinz(蕃茄醬很有名)是他老婆的... 還有現任加州州長是阿諾，這個應該大家都知道吧？！聽豆子說，一些唸加州州立大學的朋友都努力在他任期內畢業，這樣就可以拿到阿諾的簽名喔！

補上大致聽寫出來的歌詞（不保證100%正確啦~）：

Bush:        This land is your land,

                This land is my land.

                I am a Texas tiger,

                You are a liberal whiner.

                I am a great crusader,

                You are a herman monster.

                This land will surely vote for me.

Kerry:      This land is your land,

                This land is my land.

                I am an intellectual,

                You are a stupid dumb-ass.

                I’m a purple heart winner,

                And yes, it’s true I won it thrice.

                This land will surely vote for me.

Bush:        You have more waffles

                Than I have a pancake.

                You offer flip-flop,

                I offer tax break.

                You are a UN pussy,

                And yes, it’s true that I kick-ass, Hah!

                This land will surely vote for me.

Kerry:      You can’t say nuclear,

                That really scares me.

                Sometimes a brain can

                Come in quite handy.

                But it’s not gonna help you,

                Because I won three purple hearts.

                This land will surely vote for me.

Bush:        You’re a liberal sissy.

Kerry:      You’re a right wing nut-job.

Bush:        You’re a pinko cummy,

Kerry:      You’re dumb as a door-nob.

Bush:        Hey, you got that botox.

Kerry:      But I still won three purple hearts.

Both:        This land will surely vote for me.

Indian:      This land was my land.

Crowd:     But now it’s our land.

Schwarzenegger: From California

Clinton:    To New York C~ (slap) What I do?

Kerry:      From the liberal whiners,

Bush:        To the right wing nut-jobs.

Kerry:      This land belongs

Bush:        This land belongs

Both:        This land belongs to you and me.

Bush:        Oh, and Dick Cheney, too.