Midnight... Alone... 午夜... 娜的沙龍...

　　有一陣子沒有看JibJab的新作了，這對以「This Land」闖下名聲的兄弟擋，其實陸陸續續都有不少好玩的作品推出，只是因為我懶惰，又This Land實在是太經典了，所以這些新作雖然有趣，我還是沒有特別介紹。

　　不過今天要說的這一部What We Call The News大家應該也要去看一看，這次他們不是嘲笑Bush。根據Newsletter，拿Bush作文章已經太無聊了，他們的說法是 like beating a dead horse，所以他們這次把矛頭指向新聞媒體。

　　跟之前所有的作品一樣，他們超級好笑的諷刺歌詞，搭配上大家都很熟悉的旋律，加上那些動畫，真的讓人笑到不行。只是這個What We Call The News大家除了笑之外，還是希望大家注意一下歌詞，我們所選擇的新聞，真的對這個世界有很大的影響…

　　他嘲笑了許多東西，包括用大(胸部的金髮美女主播取代有經驗的傳奇主播，把演藝圈的八卦新聞當作超級重要的新聞插播，或是給譁眾取寵的新聞等。

　　我很努力的把歌詞寫下來，不過還是要配上畫面你才知道這段有多諷刺有多精采。喜歡JibJab的人也該去看Nuckin’ Futs ，這是經典的2006年總回顧~

What We Call The News
JibJab

There’s once a time not long ago on each and everyday
At 6’O clock each evening you knew news was on its way
From Anchors of integrity and three channels to choose.
It’s what we call the news

Then along came cables and a ratings race ensued.
Great legends found themselves replaced by blondes with big, fake boobs.
Debate replaced with punditry, politically skewed!
It’s what we call the news!

We interrupt this story which is coming from Iraq,
‘Cuz Rosie’s suin’ Donald, Donald’s suin’ Rosie back.
We’re cutting from Darfur
We’re in Des Moine with urgent news,
“There’s a finger in my food.”

Guitar Stings! Titles! Sound Effects! And Graphics everywhere!
Breakin’ News each minute in the rush to get on-air!
With scandals, dramas, tragedies and mindless ballyhoo,
That’s turned our brains to goo!

Now only three percent can point to Kabul on a map…
But 96 percent can claim they’ve seen Brit’s putty-tat…

The world’s greatly affected by the stories you choose to put into the news!

Broncos chases, plane wrecks, shootings, victims on a cruise!
Jonbenet, Scott Peterson, and Anna Nicole, too!
Celebrities in rehab and a mauling at the zoo!

It’s what we call the…
What we call the…
What… we… call… the… news!

This just in – President Bush can’t open a door
(Bush) They call this crap the news!