This is for all you girls 30 years and over.... and
for those who are turning 30, and for those who are
scared of moving into their 30's...AND for guys who
are scared of girls over 30!!!!... This was written by
Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.

Andy Rooney says:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most
of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of
the night to ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't
care what you think.

If a woman over 30 doesn't want to watch the game, she
doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she
wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in
who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few
women past the age of 30 give a hoot what you might think
about her or what she's doing.

Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming
match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive
restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate
to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They
know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to
her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often
ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy
with other women. Women over 30 couldn't care less if you're
attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't
betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your
sins to a woman over 30. They always know.

A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This
is not true of younger women.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far
sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right
off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! You don't
ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Although we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons,
unfortunately, for every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot
woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants
making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get
the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of
women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's
not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.


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