朋友提供的,真的很好笑... 不過請注意是個影音檔,上班中的人要看前,請先左右觀察四周環境適不適合...

http://jibjab.com  點進去後,看到大大的Bush跟Kerry的頭,就把它選下去就對了~

小小背景介紹,Bush在當總統之前,是德州州長,Kerry是現任麻州參議員,著名的Heinz(蕃茄醬很有名)是他老婆的... 還有現任加州州長是阿諾,這個應該大家都知道吧?!聽豆子說,一些唸加州州立大學的朋友都努力在他任期內畢業,這樣就可以拿到阿諾的簽名喔!

補上大致聽寫出來的歌詞(不保證100%正確啦~):

Bush:        This land is your land,

                This land is my land.

                I am a Texas tiger,

                You are a liberal whiner.

                I am a great crusader,

                You are a herman monster.

                This land will surely vote for me.

Kerry:      This land is your land,

                This land is my land.

                I am an intellectual,

                You are a stupid dumb-ass.

                I’m a purple heart winner,

                And yes, it’s true I won it thrice.

                This land will surely vote for me.

Bush:        You have more waffles

                Than I have a pancake.

                You offer flip-flop,

                I offer tax break.

                You are a UN pussy,

                And yes, it’s true that I kick-ass, Hah!

                This land will surely vote for me.

Kerry:      You can’t say nuclear,

                That really scares me.

                Sometimes a brain can

                Come in quite handy.

                But it’s not gonna help you,

                Because I won three purple hearts.

                This land will surely vote for me.

Bush:        You’re a liberal sissy.

Kerry:      You’re a right wing nut-job.

Bush:        You’re a pinko cummy,

Kerry:      You’re dumb as a door-nob.

Bush:        Hey, you got that botox.

Kerry:      But I still won three purple hearts.

Both:        This land will surely vote for me.

Indian:      This land was my land.

Crowd:     But now it’s our land.

Schwarzenegger: From California

Clinton:    To New York C~ (slap) What I do?

Kerry:      From the liberal whiners,

Bush:        To the right wing nut-jobs.

Kerry:      This land belongs

Bush:        This land belongs

Both:        This land belongs to you and me.

Bush:        Oh, and Dick Cheney, too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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  • galeer
  • 原來Kerry手中的蕃茄醬是這個意思啊~<br />
    很有趣,<br />
    看新聞的印象,<br />
    Kerry在美國人眼中是個呆板的傢伙,Bush則是狂妄,<br />
    這次選舉真有趣。<br />
  • Nat
  • 所以有看到卡通裡面, Kerry不管怎麼唱最後一句都是他有三個紫心徽章...<br />
  • Yen
  • Bush:<br />
    This land is your land<br />
    This land is my land<br />
    I'm a Texas tiger<br />
    You're a liberal wiener<br />
    I'm a great crusader<br />
    You're a Herman monster<br />
    This land will surely vote for me<br />
    Kerry:<br />
    This land is your land<br />
    This land is my land<br />
    I'm an intellectual<br />
    You're a stupid dumbass<br />
    I'm a purple heart winner<br />
    And yes it's true I won it thrice<br />
    This land will surely vote for me<br />
    Bush:<br />
    You have more waffles<br />
    Than a house of pancakes<br />
    You offer flips flops<br />
    I offer tax breaks<br />
    You're a U.N. pussy<br />
    And yes it's true that I Kickass<br />
    This land will surely vote for me<br />
    Kerry:<br />
    You can't say nuclear<br />
    That really scares me<br />
    Sometimes a brain can<br />
    Come in quite handy<br />
    But it's not gonna help you<br />
    Because I won 3 purple hearts<br />
    This land will surely vote for me<br />
    Bush:<br />
    You're a liberal Sissy<br />
    Kerry:<br />
    You're a rightwing nut job<br />
    Bush:<br />
    You're a pinko commie<br />
    Kerry:<br />
    You're dumb as a doorknob<br />
    Bush:<br />
    Hey<br />
    You got that Botox<br />
    Kerry:<br />
    But I still won 3 purple hearts<br />
    Both: <br />
    This land wil
  • Yen
  • 哇咧..留言居然有限制...沒全貼...<br />
    反正Kerry強調他有三枚紫星勳章滿好笑...
  • Nat
  • 其實, 我最喜歡的一幕是Bush坐在飛彈上唱:<br />
    And yes it's true that I kick-ass. Hah!<br />
    不管看幾次都會很想笑...<br />
    現在想起來腦袋裡面還會浮出旋律跟畫面...
  • Yen
  • 哈哈哈...那個真的是好笑<br />
    娛樂~娛樂~畫這個的人有創意~
  • Nat
  • 他們好像還做了其他的動畫,<br />
    我是有訂了他們的newsletter,<br />
    有新的好玩的再來跟大家說!